With Halloween just around the corner, it’s time to crank up the fun! After perfecting your family’s costumes and planning a safe trick-or-treating route, why not add a dash of laughter to the festivities with some delightful Halloween jokes? From silly knock-knock jokes to whimsical pumpkin puns, these jokes are sure to keep your little ones entertained and laughing out loud. Whether your kids prefer spooky ghost jokes or hilarious skeleton quips, they’ll be cackling all night long!
Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry; it’s just Halloween!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you is going to share some candy?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy you believe it’s Halloween again?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
More Spooky Jokes
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