Parenting can be a wild ride, filled with challenges and unexpected moments. Thankfully, some parents embrace the chaos with humor. Here are some of the funniest quotes from 2017 that capture the essence of parenthood.
Funny Quotes from Moms
Moms often find themselves juggling numerous responsibilities, leading to some relatable and comedic insights. Here are a few gems:
- Messy Reality
“Being a parent is just walking around the house saying, ‘Clean up this mess!’ until everyone is in tears.” —Mommy Maven - Poolside Drama
“It’s so hot! Gets splashed with two droplets of pool water: ‘Splash me again, and I’ll donate all your toys!’” —Sassy Mermaid - Crown Conflicts
“Toddler: crying because it’s not her turn with the princess crown. Me: Sweetie, you need to share. Husband: Just give her the crown; you’re 35!” —Frantic Mom - Lunch Dilemmas
“Ran out of bread for lunches, so one kid had to get the end piece. Choosing who got the ‘crappy sandwich’ was the hardest decision ever.” —Lady Lawyer - Instagram vs. Reality
“Me on Instagram: Made cupcakes with the kids—love them so much! Reality: ‘You’re putting eggshells in the batter, for goodness’ sake, let me do it!’” —Culinary Chaos
Funny Quotes from Dads
Dads bring their own brand of humor to parenting, often with a witty twist. Here are some of their hilarious observations:
- Disneyland Excursion
“Went to Disneyland because my daughter loves Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.” —Doting Dad - Memoir Material
“Words just uttered by my husband that will definitely be the title of our seven-year-old’s memoir: ‘You’re ruining my couch with your tears.’” —Rachel King - Life Lessons
“I’ve been building my son’s trust for two years with high-fives. Today, I’m going to hit him with a ‘too slow.’ Welcome to reality, son.” —Trevor Walker - Procrastination Philosophy
“My parenting motto? ‘Not right now.’” —Simon Hill - Time Management
“Me: You’ll be going to bed in five minutes. Toddler: No, twenty minutes! Me: Okay, puts him to bed in two minutes because he has no grasp of time.” —Goat Dad
Sassy Kids Say the Darndest Things
Kids often have a unique perspective that leaves parents in stitches. Here are some quotes that showcase their humor:
- Future Aspirations
“When I grow up, I don’t want to be a dad. I don’t want to be fat.” —Jimmy G. - Wizardry Questions
“Me: Harry Potter can use magic to fix his glasses. Six-year-old: Why doesn’t he just use magic to fix his eyes? Me: Now questioning everything I know.” —James B. - Hairstyle Commentary
“Three-year-old: You got your hair cut. Me: Yes, what do you think? Three-year-old: You look… different. Thanks?” —Charming Child
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To Summarize:
Parenting is full of challenges, but a good sense of humor can lighten the load. From hilarious observations shared by moms and dads to the witty replies from their kids, these quotes remind us that laughter is an essential part of the parenting journey. And for those exploring conception options, resources like at-home insemination services and expert advice can provide valuable support.