This article first appeared on June 3, 2010.
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The Real Events of Bedtime: A Timeline
Bedtime Battle Begins
7:00 PM – The clock strikes seven, and the evening routine commences. As soon as the pajamas are pulled out, a cloud of resistance fills the air.
The Negotiation Phase
7:15 PM – “Just five more minutes!” becomes the rallying cry as negotiations for extra playtime commence, which may or may not be successful.
Brush Your Teeth
7:30 PM – With a toothbrush in hand, the struggle escalates. It often feels like wrestling a tiny octopus, as toothpaste somehow ends up everywhere.
Storytime Showdown
7:45 PM – The beloved storytime begins, but not without a request for “one more” tale. A battle of wills ensues as 10 stories turn into 20.
Lights Out
8:15 PM – Finally, the lights are dimmed. But wait—there’s a sudden need for water, or an urgent question about the moon’s brightness.
The Final Standoff
8:30 PM – As the clock ticks on, the little one’s eyes finally close, but not before a last-minute plea for snuggles and reassurances.
Peace at Last
8:45 PM – With a sigh of relief, the house is quiet again. But one can’t help but wonder when the next bedtime saga will unfold.
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Summary
Bedtime can be a challenging time for parents, filled with negotiations, stories, and last-minute requests. Each phase of this nightly routine brings its own set of trials, leaving parents both exhausted and amused. As you journey through parenting, consider valuable resources to aid in your experience, especially if you’re exploring options like home insemination.