Not everyone is a kid person, and if you find yourself spending time with friends who are now parents, it can feel a bit daunting. You may have managed fine when they had infants, but now that their little ones are walking and talking, it can be overwhelming. If you’re unsure how to navigate a weekend with children, don’t worry! This guide has everything you need to handle the chaos of kids. Let’s dive in:
1. Kids Are Wild
Parents often brag about how brilliant their children are, but let’s be real—kids can be a bit clueless. Think of them as an excitable puppy, but with even less sense. For example, my 2-year-old nephew still struggles with a straw. So, keep your beverages out of reach and avoid giving them anything sharp. Once you accept this, you’ll be able to relax.
2. Let Kids Approach You
As the fun aunt or uncle, you might want to bond with your friends’ children, but they often don’t care about your past heroics. Kids tend to shy away from overly eager adults. Instead, let them come to you. If you want to keep your distance, remember that kids have a knack for finding those who are trying to avoid them. Balance your attention—acknowledge them without overwhelming them.
3. Gift-Giving is Tricky
You might think it’s hilarious to gift a toddler a drum set, but the reality? It’s entertaining for about five minutes before the tears start. Don’t take it personally if they ignore your thoughtful gift; often, the simplest things—like a vending machine toy—are the biggest hits. When in doubt, a nice bottle of wine is always a safe bet.
4. Repetition is Key
Children thrive on repetition, which can be both a blessing and a curse. You only need one good trick to entertain them—like hiding a toy. But be prepared for them to demand it over and over again, even if your wrist starts to ache. Just remember, if it ends in tears, it’s all part of the fun.
5. Tears Are Inevitable
Crying is a part of life with kids. They might sob over minor issues—like wanting a green plate that doesn’t exist. You can’t avoid the tears, so don’t stress if a red plate ends up causing a meltdown.
6. Kids Can Be Blunt
Expect the unexpected when it comes to what kids might say. Imagine the worst insult thrown at you in public—now imagine a child shouting it. You’re supposed to laugh it off while the parents downplay it. Sure, you can think about how much you want to respond, but remember, it’s all part of the parenting journey.
7. Avoid Questions Like ‘Should You Be Doing That?’
Kids will do what they want, whether they should or not. If you see them engaging in mischief, it’s often best to quietly back away and pretend you didn’t notice. You might even want to offer to prepare dinner while the parents handle the chaos.
8. Don’t Rely on Parents for Translation
When kids talk, it’s a puzzle. You can’t decipher their babble like you would a foreign language. My nephew often mentions dinosaurs and cookies, but putting those together is a challenge. To navigate this, use the “three R’s”: React, Reassure, and Reward. This way, you can at least look like you know what you’re doing.
9. Evenings Can Be Chaotic
The time before bedtime can feel like a circus. It’s the moment when everyone’s emotions spill out. If you’re staying over, this might be the perfect time to find a nearby bar or sit quietly outside wondering how it hasn’t led to a visit from the police.
10. Blame the Kids
It’s perfectly acceptable to attribute any chaos to the little ones. If things go wrong, just remember: it’s not you; it’s them. And when parents assure you that their kids aren’t typically like this, just know it might mean they’re often worse!
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In summary, surviving a weekend with kids requires a mix of humor, patience, and a willingness to adapt. Embrace the chaos, enjoy the moments, and remember that it’s all part of the experience!