Parenting can sometimes feel like an endless cycle of repeated phrases. Research shows that men typically communicate around 7,000 words a day, while women tend to use about 20,000. And when it comes to mothers, well, let’s just say the number skyrockets. If you’re like many parents, you might find yourself saying the same things repeatedly: “Put your backpack away,” “Pick up your shoes,” “Make your bed,” and so on. After a while, it can feel exhausting.
So, what if you decided to take a break from all that talking? I’m declaring a Word Strike! Instead of using words, I’ll rely on my facial expressions to convey my parenting messages. While some might argue that the pen is mightier than the sword, I believe that a well-timed raised eyebrow or a disapproving glance can be far more effective.
Expression A: The “Really?” Look
This expression comes in handy when you’re on the brink of losing your patience after repeating yourself countless times. It says, “If I have to ask you again, I might just lose it!”
Real World Examples:
- When your child leaves shoes strewn across the living room despite your repeated requests.
- When the dog’s food bowl remains empty even after numerous reminders.
- When your child claims to have brushed their teeth, but evidence suggests otherwise (hello, “Sweater Teeth”!).
Expression B: The “Do I Look Amused?” Look
This expression serves multiple purposes. It communicates, “Try that again, and you’ll regret it,” or “You’re digging your own grave.”
Real World Examples:
- When your child insists on making jokes about bodily functions.
- When the kids are misbehaving in public, and you’re plotting their fate.
Expression C: The “Are You Sure You Want to Go There?” Look
This look is perfect for dealing with tweens or any child who loves to argue. A slight head tilt combined with a fierce brow can make your point without uttering a word.
Real World Examples:
- Any time your child responds to your instructions with a sassy retort.
Expression D: The “Oh My, It’s a Miracle!” Look
This is a rare expression, saved for those extraordinary moments when your child actually listens without prompting.
Real World Examples:
- When your child puts their shoes away without being asked.
- When they laugh at your joke instead of rolling their eyes.
- When they manage to do their own laundry.
Conclusion
Who needs words when you can rely on your facial expressions? Taking a break from verbal commands can save your voice and might even make your parenting more effective.
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