As I watch my children tumble out of the minivan like a clown car, I can’t help but reflect on the journey that brought me here. Just a few years ago, I was filled with uncertainty, wondering if I would ever be able to experience motherhood. Thanks to modern medicine, unwavering faith, and a sprinkle of luck, I now have three beautiful daughters—ages five, four, and nearly three.
Living the life of a parent to three little ones is akin to directing a circus, and I often get curious looks and questions from others. Are you brave enough to consider having three kids in rapid succession? Here’s a glimpse into my chaotic world that keeps us moving, albeit occasionally gasping for air.
1. The Jokes Never Stop
Every day brings a fresh wave of unsolicited comments and so-called jokes about my family size. I often hear the same tired punchline: “You know how that happens, right?” This is usually accompanied by a nudge or a wink that makes it even more uncomfortable. I don’t mind a good laugh, but can we please get some new material? I’ve thought of humorous comebacks, from breaking into song to maintaining an awkward stare until they back off. However, I usually let it slide, thinking about their limited time left on this earth. I know, I know—there’s a bit of martyrdom in that.
2. Mastering the Art of Multi-tasking
Multi-tasking has become second nature to me. My partner often finds it amusing—or frustrating—that I can’t seem to sit still after dinner. Whether I’m sweeping or prepping lunches (often at the same time), my brain is in constant motion. This began when I was pregnant with my third child, where I honed the skill of breastfeeding while changing diapers. Now, I juggle everything from taxes at the dentist to shaving my legs while washing dishes. Life is all about logistics; if we aren’t constantly moving, chaos ensues.
3. Corner-Cutting is an Essential Skill
Let’s be honest—cutting corners is just another term for being “efficient.” When my youngest claims to have wiped herself after using the bathroom, I genuinely want to believe her. It’s often only later that I realize I should have checked for evidence. With my husband working only a few days a month, it’s crucial to occasionally declare a “National Mom’s Checked Out Day.” On these days, anything goes—popcorn for breakfast, drinking from the toilet—you name it. By allowing myself a break, I can reset for the days ahead.
4. The Perks of Close Age Gaps
Having kids so close in age does come with its advantages. They can participate in the same activities, from swim lessons to sports teams. Yes, three in diapers sounds daunting, but thanks to rewards programs, I even snagged an Air Stream for family trips. They share friends, toys, and clothes—though I’m bracing for the inevitable sibling disputes that will arise.
After nearly three years of navigating the ups and downs of motherhood with three little ones, we’ve found a rhythm. Sure, there are meltdowns and the occasional mishap, but overall, our home buzzes with a delightful, albeit chaotic, energy. Each day brings new challenges, and I’m always one breakdown away from dreaming of a getaway.
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Summary:
Raising three kids in three years is a whirlwind of challenges and joys. From navigating unsolicited jokes to mastering multi-tasking and embracing the chaos, there’s never a dull moment. While the perks of having children close in age are numerous, the journey is ever-evolving and requires flexibility.